DIVING IS

VERY.

SERIOUS.

BZNESS.

 

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THE RULES OF SERIOUS DIVING

  1. No music.
  2. Every dive must be made in double HP 130s, three stages, and the largest scooter available. Minimum depth 200 ft.
  3. Do NOT look at the fish. Focus on your valve drills.
  4. Equipment must be black. Your soul must match your equipment.
  5. Trim must be perfect. If your trim isn’t perfect or you don’t even know what trim is, you have no bzness diving.
  6. Always look cool.